I remember I-Spy books & the fact that in 1959, you got TWENTY points for a man with a beard, they were so rare. Bit like photos of me from age 18 without one, even if I now need Garnier Fructisse to stop looking like Big-ears or Charles Clarke-something you or Lotta need not concern yourselves about!!

Now, what I want to know is what the points score differential was in I-Spy spanking was between witnessing one in class or in public places AND did you get more points than either of those for actually GETTING spanked yourself?

Tell you what-why didn’t they ever make Carry on Spanking as a remake of Carry on Teacher? There ‘s a whole crew of people from the Confessions of series(Robin Askwith, Diana Dors, Tony Booth & co) who would have been sleazy enough to star in it, too!

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