I think I can say with reasonable certainty that at that time the answers were ‘no’ and ‘yes’! However, shyness and embarrassment won the day, and instead of eliciting what might have been a very informative briefing on Scottish school CP I concentrated on extracting the maximum from the car and delivered her to the school in Helensburgh with about 5 minutes to spare, at least on my watch, which was set to BBC Home Service time. I only hope the school operated on the same time standard! 

Aug 10, 2010#60

On another theme there is a reference to a whole class recieving the slipper.

What on earth did a whole class do to merit such a punishment?

Having been at school in the same time frame I never could understand teachers logics regarding punishment.

NELLY

The only mass caning at MGS was 4 of my fellow 5th formers for dumb insolence. They were following one of the masters to the dining hall and were calling his nickname ever louder. This was the great(because he got me through O level Maths & with a grade 4)HP McCullum, or Merc as per nickname.

He suddenly spun round and spat out:

“Right, you lot–to the Headmasterrr!”(He was Somerset born & bred). The guilty 3 & one innocent bystander were caned there and then. Merc had a way with the English language, this quote regarding my mathematical abilities better illustrates the accent:

“Arr-yew stinkin’ great cabbige, McCook!”

I wonder if the incident of which you caught the tail-end might have been extended by a sift of suspects to eliminate the innocent. It strikes me as unusual for that sort of trouble to be taken, so it could have been a more mundane explanation, maybe that some of the guilty parties were on the games field and therefore off the premises that afternoon-Coulsden’s near enough my neck of the woods & most schools even then had distant playing fields in London and its’ suburbs. We had 6 rugby pitches at MGS, but often overflowed onto the public pitches in nearby Mote Park for games as well.

The Head might also have had earlier appointments he couldn’t interrupt, of course. Maybe, just maybe, he needed a quick sustainer from the hip flask before battle commenced!

I think the general line, even with our agreed lesser use of CP down here, was probably the same both sides of the border when it came to mob-handed misbehaviour-the Claude Rains/Captain Renault approach:

“Round up the usual suspects!”

AND Claude Rains was also born in Camberwell, SE5!

The only mass caning at MGS was 4 of my fellow 5th formers for dumb insolence. They were following one of the masters to the dining hall and were calling his nickname ever louder. This was the great(because he got me through O level Maths & with a grade 4)HP McCullum, or Merc as per nickname.

He suddenly spun round and spat out:

“Right, you lot–to the Headmasterrr!”(He was Somerset born & bred). The guilty 3 & one innocent bystander were caned there and then. Merc had a way with the English language, this quote regarding my mathematical abilities better illustrates the accent:

“Arr-yew stinkin’ great cabbige, McCook!”

I wonder if the incident of which you caught the tail-end might have been extended by a sift of suspects to eliminate the innocent. It strikes me as unusual for that sort of trouble to be taken, so it could have been a more mundane explanation, maybe that some of the guilty parties were on the games field and therefore off the premises that afternoon-Coulsden’s near enough my neck of the woods & most schools even then had distant playing fields in London and its’ suburbs. We had 6 rugby pitches at MGS, but often overflowed onto the public pitches in nearby Mote Park for games as well.

The Head might also have had earlier appointments he couldn’t interrupt, of course. Maybe, just maybe, he needed a quick sustainer from the hip flask before battle commenced!

I think the general line, even with our agreed lesser use of CP down here, was probably the same both sides of the border when it came to mob-handed misbehaviour-the Claude Rains/Captain Renault approach:

“Round up the usual suspects!”