I say, not exactly lying through my teeth although that was by far the hardest blow from a slipper that I’ve ever experienced.

“Let me try another one.” Joanne asks.

“Okay.” I say, bracing myself.

Just as well, a split second later and Joanne whacks me again with an almighty blow against my poor bottom.

“Oouch!!”

I cry, my eyes beginning to water.

“You’re certainly getting the hang of it, aren’t you?”

I say as I begin to get up.

“Can I try just one more?” Joanne asks. “Please!”

What’s wrong with this woman?

Surely two is more than enough.

“Okay.” I say reluctantly, and get back down again.

“We’ll have to make this the last, though.”

“Okay.” She says. “Should I make it any harder?”

“Yes, if you can.”

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