I say, not exactly lying through my teeth although that was by far the hardest blow from a slipper that I’ve ever experienced.
“Let me try another one.” Joanne asks.
“Okay.” I say, bracing myself.
Just as well, a split second later and Joanne whacks me again with an almighty blow against my poor bottom.
“Oouch!!”
I cry, my eyes beginning to water.
“You’re certainly getting the hang of it, aren’t you?”
I say as I begin to get up.
“Can I try just one more?” Joanne asks. “Please!”
What’s wrong with this woman?
Surely two is more than enough.
“Okay.” I say reluctantly, and get back down again.
“We’ll have to make this the last, though.”
“Okay.” She says. “Should I make it any harder?”
“Yes, if you can.”