“Don’t be silly,” Anthea says, blocking my way.

“How did you know?” I ask.

“Joanna came and saw us because firstly she had doubts that Sara and I had actually agreed to be slippered.

Secondly, she wanted to make sure we were happy with her doing the whacking.

She was worried we might not consider her a proper teacher.

As we chatted, a few things came out.”

“Oh.” Is all I can think of.

“Is that all you’ve got to say for yourself, madam?”

Anthea is standing in front of me with her arms folded.

Sara is hovering by my side.

I shrug,

not really able to think of anything worthwhile to say,

certainly nothing that’s going to get me out of this little situation.

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